Complexity At It's Simplest

Chris Dam
June 26,1993
Proud Cupertino High Alumni '11
Currently Attending Deanza
Photography is my life.
I love music, guitar, food and football.

Everything you see here is all what my life is. If you don't like what you see? Feel free to unfollow, but if you don't mind it and you enjoy my posts, you can follow!

Because everything you see is what my life is. Complex but simple.

Hiring/Inquiries?
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chrisdam2011@gmail.com

shanellesteezay:

luh-rih-suh:

rocks-ass:

fahq-you:

memewhore:

randomlovesawkward:

My boyfriend Will, a mothafucking Keyblade, and french fries. Bring it.

Tech support person from Time Warner Cable, Donkey Kong barrel, chicken breast.  I’m pretty fucked.

Sweet it looks like it’s me the bank, my trusty Dual Portal Device, and a lifetime supply of pasties.  I’m sending all the zombies to the mutha-fahqin moon. 

@justinyanyan <3 LOL PP90M1 and Fucking 100th Birthday Oreos.

Well….I texted my Father last……I was playing COD: MW3…….I ate noodles. COME AT ME BRO

MICHAEL CHA LOL, A SPEAR, & FRIES.

WADDDDDUP

I’d survive with Kathy.

I’m using a lamp.

I’d have a lifetime supply of 5 hour energy.

shit. im fucked. 

  1. bitipillar reblogged this from thefreakygrey and added:
    Hey, i’m not fucked at all :D I got Corwin, two fire-enchanted war axes (skyrim, fuckyeah) and corn tamales. COME AT ME...
  2. thefreakygrey reblogged this from lacey-not-lace and added:
    hmm. I JUSTED asked pauly unstoppable a question, that was the last person I messaged. so HELLS YES MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!...
  3. krisseyo reblogged this from lacey-not-lace and added:
    My husband Wyatt, with some Pokeballs, and chocolate. Gotta catch em all…?
  4. lacey-not-lace reblogged this from kirisame-swooced-in-and and added:
    My boyfriend Tyler. Coffee. And..a portal gun…
  5. kirisame-swooced-in-and reblogged this from did-you-reboot and added:
    one of my potat bros that enjoys poking fun at another of my potat bros,you know who you are a shitty flamethrower from...
  6. moresheeta reblogged this from jinlikesjuiceee
  7. rakeeshsorrel reblogged this from beastlyart and added:
    will be surviving the apocalypse with Mika Lapike while wielding a stik (mage staff) in one hand
  8. wishingona--rainbow reblogged this from hollowheadzombie and added:
    My boyfriend Kyurem (crazy ass ice/dragon type pokemon) And pizza I can make this work
  9. neverbetter123 reblogged this from pikaiscool and added:
    Aubrey is my partner A machete is my weapon And bananas is our food? We’re going to die. We’ll be fine, honey.
  10. allthethingsshedidntsay reblogged this from persnicketese and added:
    James, flames bow from Skyrim, and BBQ Chicken hot pockets. CHYEAAAAAAAH!
  11. rainbowslushee reblogged this from fifiandbogart and added:
    a hammer (from Paper Mario),...watermelon. FEAR ME AND MY DEADLY HAMMER.
  12. fifiandbogart reblogged this from sweetvixenellie and added:
    survive with Andy,...to defend me (it counts!!!),...will...
  13. riygan reblogged this from askequinoxgirls and added:
    Ruthiie, Plasma Cutter, Sammich :I
  14. rpkm reblogged this from askequinoxgirls and added:
    diamond sword (minecraft),...funyon chip things. I’m gonna be a fat survivor, thats for...
  15. terawr reblogged this from nixier and added:
    MY MOTHER (Aw yeah), um… the longshot from Ocarina of Time, and KFC. So that’s me, dying quickly. Although really the...
  16. titancity reblogged this from the-xaotician and added:
    My old art director. I’ll be fielding an SBD-5 with a 1600 lb. bomb with a ten second delay fuse, and a turkey sandwich....
  17. adumbratus reblogged this from notched-stag and added:
    Lauren, Master Sword, PF Changs. Yeahhhhhhh, we’re good.
  18. notched-stag reblogged this from the-xaotician and added:
    Kelly, Master Sword, PF Changs and chocolate I’d say we’re good.
  19. mortegami reblogged this from viperishpath and added:
    1. Viperishpath and Lishie (Group Skype call with girlfriend and our best friend). 2. Swords of doom, bow and arrows...
  20. viperishpath reblogged this from vonliet and added:
    My wonderful girlfriend and best friend ever. (Group Skype call) An Ancient magical sword (Yay shadow of the Colossus)...
  21. heartunseen reblogged this from the-xaotician and added:
    My bestest friend, my fist weapons with +Frost damage, life-stealing and chance for moar lootz, and we’ll have to...
  22. jenlinkitty reblogged this from vonliet and added:
    AJ - Oh lordy… M16 - SWEET, head shot almost every fucker...Potato Rolls - Yummy!
  23. vonliet reblogged this from insidicism and added:
    Adelle, a multitude of badass weaponry (thank you Dynasty Warriors), and chinese food/cranberry juice. I’m good with...
  24. insidicism reblogged this from the-xaotician and added:
    Kat, an Arc Pistol V with high-caliber barrel V and scope V mods, and coke and pretzels. I dunno, I think I’d be okay....
  25. the-xaotician reblogged this from pretzelquatyl and added:
    My space marine-sized boyfriend, Ashe’s frost-bow, and baby spinach with Greek dressing. He’s bringing a sniper rifle...
  26. prodigium-wolf reblogged this from clayjackson and added:
    I survive with Liliumridet (which is not exaclty good cause we’d end up fangirling on bishie zombies or something), have...
  27. askkucistrolls reblogged this from pumpkinragamuffin and added:
    One of my best friends Roland, a rocket launcher and homemade Mac and cheese. I think I’ll be okay. C:
  28. pumpkinragamuffin reblogged this from kerosene-lamp and added:
    Best friend Agnes, machine gun, and hot dogs. AAAAAAAWWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!
  29. hoenn-stuck-yeah reblogged this from classyporpoise and added:
    SABLE, I think I’m not sho but whateva. Pokemon. Yes. YES. And uh, Sour Patch Kids. I think I might make it
  30. vehura reblogged this from rodneycopperbottom and added:
    The BF, a snipe rifle, and salmon and zucchini kebobs, hummus, greek salad. Yup. I’m about 99.999% sure I have this....
  31. sostupidlife reblogged this from mikeythefox and added:
    Angela Bug Spray, wtf xD Doughnuts O_o
  32. yoyodynepropulsion reblogged this from 3624368
  33. krissyfallen reblogged this from lightthatwontfade
  34. madthew reblogged this from gioespinuevaa and added:
    EBR-14 with thermal scope Last food: Bulgogi
  35. mokka-latte reblogged this from douchecookie and added:
    CHRIS YHAAAY! Ummm, I haven’t played vid games in a while so lets think…Uggg i dunno, some kinda gun? OK COOL. And...
  36. forgottenvisionary reblogged this from zikau and added:
    My Dad, the Master Sword, and lots of Nacho Cheese Doritos. Let’s rock this joint.
  37. jeboboid reblogged this from yoloswagmasta and added:
    My friend Seri, a Dreadnought from endless space (Best ship there is) and some really tasty pasta bake :D This is gonna...
  38. yoloswagmasta reblogged this from kount-dorkula and added:
    Taylor (my love interest ablublublu). I have a machine gun from Resident Evil 5 with unlimited ammo (YESSSSSSS). AND I...
  39. ohmaigah reblogged this from aricewooooo and added:
    Ben! A katamari! Potato chips! i’ll probably die. T_T
  40. splatterphotographer reblogged this from bulletben and added:
    I survived with jordan using a sword and fireballs, and I have pizza lunchables, I’m okay with this :)
  41. gasp-artemis reblogged this from aceofstars and added:
    I survived with my best friend Amanda, the Oathkeeper Keyblade, and we have a lifetime supply of Ellio’s Pizza.
  42. cs-ophelia reblogged this from brucewaynes and added:
    revolver, and a mandarine. Not too bad…